What kind of an ex crazy person are you according to your zodiac sign?


Many times we talk about the exes of others, how bad they behaved, what assholes they were or how little tact they had when they broke up. Many times we talk about our exes, and we release all the garbage that they left us inside in the form of tears or rage. But we rarely realize that we too are exes, and some are very crazy. So, here’s what kind of crazy ex you are based on your zodiac sign.

ARIES: After a breakup you become more reckless if possible. Instead of relaxing a bit and trying to internalize what is happening to you by eating liters of ice cream on the sofa and watching Netflix with a tissue in your hand to wipe your tears, you become aggressive and start doing crazy things of all kinds. You don’t stop Aries, you go from one place to another and you sign up for anything that is risky. It’s like you have to blow off all that adrenaline all at once. And suddenly you start to like things that you didn’t before ... you may have bought a motorcycle or are thinking of parachuting.

TAURUS:  When there is a breakup in sight, you are the typical ex-madman that your partner does not hear from again. At least for a time. And yes, you are one of those who makes a big change in your life to overcome it. You can quit your job and leave the city without thinking, or take the first flight to that exotic country to give yourself some time ... You do things like that. And also, you try to cut relationships with everything that binds you to that person. If you have friends in common, you tend to distance yourself from them. Unfortunately, your next partner will suffer some of the consequences of that insecurity that they have left you. It will take a million “tests” and show you a million things before you open up and let it happen to your life.

GEMINI: You are the typical crazy ex who begins to make important decisions about your life. Also spiritual and life decisions. You can leave the country, or make a radical change in your physique, or even change your diet to something much healthier. You start looking for yourself and although you may have an impressive contained rage, there is something inside you that tells you that now is your moment and not to waste your time. You fight feeling bad with the passion to start something new. You are that person who changes habits radically. And everyone stays with you with their mouths open ... For the better ...

CANCER: You are the typical crazy ex who does not overcome Cancer. You become super obsessive (and even more so in the first weeks), you begin to believe that that person is already with someone else and that you are an undoing of the world. You miss that person you love, you are hurt and you want to get him back anyway. So, you are one of those who pulls the agenda and probably write to other people to “lick” those wounds ... ERROR. No one is going to restore you to who has left. But that doesn’t matter to you, your libido is through the roof and you need to vent. Even if 30 minutes later you are crying like an unprotected baby.

LEO:  After a breakup, you’re the typical ex-madman who starts posting everything he does on social media. That is, let the whole world know that a breakup does not mean anything to you. Because life goes on and you have come to this world to enjoy it to the fullest. Of course, the reality is different. You can post that photo on that spectacular site and that very night wanting to die for everything you’re going through. You miss the attention and affection you received and somehow you need to fill that void. You open up to meet everyone very quickly. At those times, even though you should be alone, you don’t allow yourself that time.

VIRGO: You are so smart that you yourself know how to ruin your Virgo life. You are the typical person who investigates all the time, who wants to connect the dots, who needs answers and above all to understand why. And since you are so intelligent and you focus so much on what you want, well there you take it. A dose of mental scratching that will last as long as you want. Sometimes you seem to like to gloat over the bad. In addition, you are one of those who thinks that you are not an ex-crazy person because you do not do crazy things ... The day you least expect it, you collapse and not even you understand why. Well, I’ll explain it to you: think TOO MUCH.

LIBRA: You’re that kind of crazy ex who tries to win over all of your ex’s friends. When you started the relationship with that person, you probably had nothing in common with them, but when you leave them, make it clear to everyone that their friends probably love you more than him / her. You are Libra so, you are amazing to many people. Plus, you love to subtly say “fuck yourself” doing things like that. Making others love you and remind your ex for a lifetime how much they have lost.

SCORPIO:  Face it Scorpio, you are the kind of ex-wacko who gets super aggressive in a breakup. And as it was for a much worse deception. In your mind “no one will hurt you” and that is why you plan a careful revenge ... Of course, not without first spouting the insults and the greatest offenses in the world. You are not comfortable if it does not “hurt” so, you will prepare all your arsenal to give where it fucks the most. You need to see a tear to soften you up. And sometimes, not even with those. You are an ex a little crazy the truth ...

SAGITTARIUS: You are the typical crazy ex who never mentions a breakup Sagi, once the relationship with that person is over, you end everything. With absolutely everything that can unite you. You pride yourself on not being overly emotional, or at least being able to control yourself a lot in that regard. And no, you will try not to worry about those relationships that are already broken for a long time. It is a practical way to move on without caring much about the rest. And that the rest see it as they want to see it.

CAPRICORN: When there is a breakup, you are the typical ex-madman who tries at all costs to blame the other person. And you will invent a thousand ways to stay in his life. If he owes you something, until he pays it he won’t leave. If something ends, it has to be real and without problems, so that is why you will make everything a little more difficult. That’s how you are Capri, justice even in the worst moments. More than anyone, you are prone to very long but intermittent relationships. That is to say, that you endure even when you know that it is already more dead than alive.

AQUARIUS:  You are the typical ex-madman who disappears from the world. Things as they are, you disconnect the phone and “see you later.” You do not want anyone to come to you with dramas and you are probably already writing to someone even if it is to kill time and have some affection. Or maybe an hour after the breakup, you’re already putting eyes on that person you ran into on the street. Okay, you can be screwed, one thing does not take away the other. But you don’t waste time anymore ...

PISCES: You are the typical crazy ex who turns his exes into his muses. It is clear that they have passed through your life and have left their mark, ok, but from there to that you write about that rupture a poem on social networks goes a world. Well, you are like that, you externalize everything in the form of art. You will share a thousand statements about how that love did you so much harm or contributed so much to you. And that person will know perfectly well that it is going for him / her.

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